Clickbait templates

in

garden

• 90% of [plural noun] failed to [verb] this [noun]
• Top 10 [plural noun]. Number [number] will shock you!
• [plural noun] #[number] will shock you!
• You will never believe what this [noun] is [gerund]
• This [noun] has been in the [noun] for [time]. You won’t <believe what it looks like now>!
• [anything] this [noun] does not want you to see!
• [plural noun] HATE this one trick…
• Hot [plural noun] are in your area and want to [verb]
• Five [plural noun] near you are [verb]. Here’s <how you can do it>.
• [plural noun] in [location] are [verb] by [verb].
• Has [noun] gone too far?
• I [verb (past tense)], you won’t believe what happened next!

In use

• 90% of developers failed to resolve this bug
• Top 10 array-out-of-bounds errors. Number 27 will shock you!
• You will never believe what this client is asking for!
• This ticket has been open for 8 years. You won’t believe what it looks like now!
• Improvement the product owner does not want you to see!
• IRC users HATE this one trick…
• Hot linux users are in your area and want to exit vim!
• Has freenode gone too far?
• I applied for a job at starbucks, you won’t believe what happened next!
• Developers in boston are saving millions of dollars by this one simple trick!